Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Women In The Eyes Of Men

Well Everyone got something to say about women it depends
on the culture ,education and the society lets
take a look

A president :Women are half the society and they are the other half for men
then he turns to his assistant and says did I say that right !

The doctor :Women hmmmm let me see he grabs a book called The Anatomy of The chick And says the women is meat+ air + bla bla bla
then You marry ....Children ....The tree of life

An Architect :Women yeah that's what I was talking about today
You know there are types of women the thin one
like Eiffel tower and the fat one like the Mosque
and the tall one like ..........Etc

A Civil engineer :Women yeah its easy 1/2 kg soil + some stones you know
a little bit of a good contractor You will get a good one
still ill search for a contractor to find me one

The physics teacher:Well Isaac Newton was thinking of that before the apple fell on his head oh shooooo he didn't figure that out I think I cant answer I have to search leave me now

Someone works in a lab :first he looked at his green liquid that he's working on then He said women its like h2o + h2s = h2so4 then he said no man that wrong can you leave now I have to work !

Accountant :Women No man that's not good they are impossible balance sheet man no its just LIABILITIES for me and Assets for them no no no

:Yeah cool I have two secretaries oh sorry what You were saying yeah women well I think yeah You wanna drink ... Again we were talking about ...Yeah you want to invest in our company

:Women hmmmm some are good some are bad but generally they buy.well they are like a good deal but they talk a lot

A Pop singer :well a women is the most wonderful thing in the world I always sing for them .... .. He starts to cry ..Sorry IM Gay !!!

A Rapper :Yo U know they are boo yo U know and whooo s yo yo

A Death metal singer
:I didn't Understand any thing he kept growling
And when he finished He said Cannibal Corpse

porn performer
:Well I don't care women,men,kids,animals ...Anything have a hole

The Garbage guy
:He smiled at me with an evil smile like he's gonna rape me well ....... I had to run :D

A Philocraper :God Created women for one thing ........ Got IT

With All The Respect To All The Females Out There :P

Monday, December 25, 2006

Tom & Jerry Died

18/12/2006 LOS ANGELES – Joe Barbera, half of the Hanna-Barbera animation team that produced such beloved cartoon characters as Tom and Jerry, Yogi Bear and the Flintstones, died Monday, a Warner Bros. spokesman said. He was 95.

His Contributions to humanity more than Newton's
He made Our Parents Laugh , makes us laugh & will make our Kids Laugh .
May His Soul Rest In Peace ...

Saturday, December 23, 2006

PG +18 ( contains inappropriate language )

Porn : It's called educational movies in some places , what is the education you got

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Every guy has a penis as big as .... a tree .
32. All women are completely bald.
33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then fucked in a moving van.
34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
35. Any other girl is a MILF.

Thanks to Orsm's

Friday, December 01, 2006

Love In University

What's Love ?
Love is feeling . when you are in love you feel everything out of a sudden everything has taste or meaning . out of a sudden the touch of the hand has a meaning the kiss on the lips has a taste , the color they wear is a sign to us . it's just feeling the others and caring and companionship .
it's the communication between 2 love birds .
Now in the 21st century we have to classify everything to show that we are educated and have culture and knowledge .
So now if you love after a break up it's called '' rebound '' , if you love while you are married it's called '' Affair '' and if you love while you are in high school it's called '' Teenage love '' . To summarize it in one word we can just say it's Love .
Let's Discuss a the Love during the university !
it's called university love because it happens in the years of the study in the university .
In my point of view university love is the 1st mature love the one can live .
both are adults both are educated and know what's wrong and what's right . Both of them responsible of them selves .
But there is that obstacle : commitment .
it's the obstacle that is able to turn Romeo and Juliet's love to a failure .
although it depends on how both of them think .
Some people think that love must have an end . Others think that love is something that doesn't end but our enthusiasm to love is over .
the problem is the university is one of the only times that she feels free like a bird . but in the other hand there is what the society say about what she does . in underdeveloped , retarded and backward societies girls are married when they are 18 or 19 and in university they are married or they have to get married the day the step out of the university . so it's a burden on their shoulders how to keep their reputation clean as their clean hearts , they have to be aware of any guy the talk with he has to be a good guy or some others are afraid to betray their families and the trust they gave to them . In the other hand we have the guy who is living the hottest , coolest and wildest days of his life . The day he steps in the university he thinks about the wild nights he is going to spend , the grams of hash he is going to smoke or the tattoos he is going to have . it's just not equal for both of them everyone has a different intention .
If they reached a settlement on the relation there will be an other problem it's called marriage maybe the guy or the girl is thinking about getting married while the partner is just living the day .
it's just not a straight path .
now after what you read don't you just want to kill the society and leave people their lives in the Common Reasonable LIMITS .
Some universities are separated gender wise .
most of the universities in the Arab Gulf are not mixed .
the sport academies in most of the Arab countries are not mixed .
Why is that in the university we separate young people . They will just be tortured scientific they have to free them selves for a while otherwise we are just encouraging adultery or homosexuality and make everything has to be about SEX . University is the place where you meet your friends your work companions your wives and husbands your enemies ( in the Indian drama movies the girl finds a guys who is studying with her and she loves him when the want to get married she finds out that this guy is her son ;P ). It's just the perfect place to get to know everyone and live your Youth .
This word is for the community and the surrounding environment .
If you don't like what people are doing there .You have 2 options :
1 - Break the Wall with your heads
2- Why Don't you F*** OFF and let the people live their normal life.

Sorry for bringing this subject it might not represent the rhythm of our posts but it's something I had to say .
I will go back to my hash brownies and study !!
Cheers !!

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