Friday, September 28, 2007
about how fucked up there life is .maybe you see that in your family (like I do )
Specially when there is no reason.
Or Maybe some who keep Bitching about their relationships
'' Oh He's Cheating On Me " , " Oh She's Not Good In Bed " …Bla Bla Bla ..
Maybe People Bitching about their life Because
love to keep Bitching (like My family)
Maybe Some Feel Relief … Who Knows
From Other Side You Turn Your TV & Wow here are the
good shows like The Hills , Orange County ,The Fabulous Life Of
, Playboy Mansion …etc Just to show you how Your life is fucked up and miserable.
From Other Side You Turn Your TV & Yack Here are The Worst
shows ever Survival , Celebrity Fitness, You Are not Smarter
Than Fifth Grade …etc
I think should just Call it '' Greed & Humans " Or
Maybe "life Appreciation''
Cause When you watch these stuff you really feel happy
you have a simple life And you are not embarrassed
in front of the whole world and you will thank god for that
You might even get into religion because of these programs so
you can keep praying for God for your good life …
I Mean what's wrong with us these days. What's with the perfection obsession .
Are we like possessed with This Idea ….Maybe .. I guess entertainers just
turning human into a product ….wait man that’s really an old news
Oh did I just said Human = Product
Well I don’t want you to get mix up with idea or
I don’t want you saying what the fuck is wrong this Poster !!!
I guess I can now combine all the elements in this article and put some solutions
Ill Go to china and ask them to manufacture humans for me ,
it’s a good product and they can do that …cant they !!! (Now The whole world is wondering how they are going to be able to stop the Chinese Economic Tank). Oh & Ill Ask them to put in it some features like love , passion , flexibility(they do what ever you them to ), Oh and they are extremely hot and sexy and they can work 24/7 so no one will have problems
Anymore , and sure I forgot ill be calling the products the Gods
(don’t worry folks ill be selling them for cheap prices Don’t Forget it’s a Chinese product after all )
Stop Watching TV
Thursday, April 26, 2007
(Soulmate is a term sometimes used to designate someone with whom one has a feeling of deep and natural affinity, friendship, love, intimacy, sexuality, and/or compatibility.) that was wikipedia's definition ..
Have you ever heard the Soul mate thing describing a friend or a love or a partner ..
It’s just bullshit . it’s a psychological thing …
Ok to me a soul mate is a cute girl who smiled back to me .. and she wants what she sees and not expecting something more … to someone else he might be a rich guy who has a lot of money he gives and she spends . sometime the can be sexual partners or the most common a bf or a gf … so it’s a matter of sharing a quality not the synchronization or the parapsychology of their minds … It’s a Name desperate people call someone like them ..
Nothing has to do with souls ….
Bite me if you can
Thursday, April 12, 2007
| Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads: |
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
Monday, January 22, 2007
I will try to make a quick comparison then.
Anyone who feels like adding something feels free to comment.
Well if we talk about education I think most of us are education... but few of us are cultured... if you were a man you have to reach the highest levels of education and what ever you have done they tell you …. “You could have done better “...
If you were a girl high school certificate will make you a good wife … Remember I’m talking about retarded and behind communities like ours ( Arab community ) …
If you are a man they will always tell you have fun before you get married because it’s all about loyalty ( one woman to love till death do us apart ) .. And for the girl...she is not supposed to talk to stranger guys … and if got over 24 and single she will always hear this (you have missed your train ...) What the hell … she has 5 more decades... anyway the average age of marriage is 29 – 27for guys and for girls 20-21 …
What about relations …
If the dude has a girlfriend he’s the man... and his girlfriend is the wife to be …that’s how they see it … and even if it was for fun... cool as long as he is happy … But if you were a girl and have a boyfriend you are considered a player and your reputation will be like Madonna’s and your boyfriend is a son of a bitch and he is just taking advantage of you … and the guy should tell everyone about his girl.. But the girl should keep it for her self …
Concerning a really important issue sex...
Here comes the big problems...the guy is free to do anything heterosexual homosexual no one cares as long as he is happy but the poor girl .. Even if a rumor spreads about her sleeping with someone “she will miss her train “...or if the doubt that she did something wrong ... she is just a whore … it’s too bad at least check.
When it comes to clothes if the man is showing his boxers it’s cool or he is macho...
And if the girl shows something she is absolutely a whore not only that people will exaggerate and say the other day we saw her naked and such stuff … I’m sure many did that .. Even when I was a teenager I did once... as long as she is veiled she is safe... but why to hide the beauty … don’t know they will tell you it’s only for her husband …
Beauty is something rare in behind countries because it’s relative and it’s always in the eyes of the beholder ….anyway if she is a shit face then she is a poor girl if she is medium then she can be a good wife .. If she is drop dead gorgeous she is a bitch, player or a night club dancer …the guy if he is handsome he is gay... and if he is medium that’s good and if he is ugly it doesn’t matter because they think he is tough …
Moustache is case sensitive if you have it you are grown up if not then you are still not a real MAN...
If you tell me those societies have traditions I tell you these societies have nothing to do just thinking about sex... if you tell me there is equality I tell when you let decide your daughter choose her husband come and talk to me. And when you tell me we appreciate woman I tell you woman is nothing but a sexual object to you...
So I guess we should forbid education and culture who goes near them will be burning in hell and let’s go back to the free love decades... at least we will be starving to work and learn and it will take us all the day thinking about books and work